Monthly Archives: May 2015
The Punch Champion Cigar
This weekend was a long one. My two year-old spent most of his time sitting in his car seat, and when that happens, nothing good comes from it. Somehow, someway, gamma radiation seeks out my son while he’s in his car seat transforming him from a kind-hearted soul to a rampaging hulk. My wife and I […]
Kung Motherf’n Fury
A Lamborghini + dinosaurs + karate + a Nintendo Power Glove = pure 80s/90s awesomeness titled Kung Fury. David Sandberg, who directed, wrote, and starred in Kung Fury is masterfully talented and his movie is totally bodacious, dude. It was everything I hoped it would be – and more. Remember when Nerf released the foam football […]
Mad Men Finale
As I’ve gotten older my taste in T.V. has changed, slightly. There are those shows that I can flip on and watch no matter how many times I’ve seen them. Thanks to the magic of Netflix, I can stream that ’60s goodness called Mad Men anytime I want. But now that the show has ended, […]
Starbucks Caffe Mocha – review
Deep, rich espresso. Thick and creamy milk paired with a heaping helping of mocha. Intense gastrointestinal discomfort. This is what you get with Starbucks Caffe Mocha chilled espresso beverage found in your grocery’s frig section. You can have 48 oz. of this for only $4.50 if you hurry into Target stores before the price climbs […]
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Kurt Cobain: The Montage of Heck
A sea of youth with long-scraggly hair, ripped jeans, and flannels mosh to guitar feedback paired with screaming – this was the 90s grunge scene. Although I couldn’t relate to the angst that fueled the movement, I found the grunge scene liberating. I was able to escape from the mundane, and discovered a freedom that couldn’t be found […]
Modest Mouse – Strangers to Ourselves review
Before I say anything about Strangers to Ourselves, I have to preface by saying that I listened to this album no less than 25 times over the course of several weeks. I paid attention. I listened. I re-listened. My assertions are not without a great deal of introspection, checking and rechecking. Enjoy and thank you […]
DEWshine Review
The Earth is round. The sky is blue. Summer is awesome. So is Mountain Dew. Whether you call it Mt. Dew, Mtn Dew or MD, it is a super delicious beverage that became a favorite treat of mine and something that my wife and I bust out on “special occasions.” We don’t drink; we don’t […]
Secret Wars #2 (2015)
He’s done it. Jonathan Hickman has channeled the impossible love child of Grant Morrison and George R. R. Martin. No joke. Hickman was able to use his god-like powers to alter the natural order of the universe to have Morrison and Martin do it, bear child, and then, harness that child’s abilities. The result: issue […]
Secret Wars (2015) #1
Secret Wars (2015) was described by Marvel Editor-in-Chief Alex Alonso as two pizzas colliding together to create a whole new kind of pizza. Alonso teased that the pizzas (i.e. the Marvel universes),“They’re going to combine toppings, some toppings are going to drop off.” At the time, it was difficult to grasp what Alonso was talking […]
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